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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Slipper Sneakers

I’m not gonna lie, I kinda want these since they’re pretty much the most ridiculous things you could ever put on your feet short of clown shoes. But I can’t think of a more appropriate footwear for morning game preparations. We’re talking cooking, drinking, and of course blogging. Your feet would be in good hands with these bad boys.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-slipper-sneakers-im-not/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Complete Your Belichick Halloween Costume

You’ve decided to be Bill Belichick for Halloween. You bought a $75 hoodie and cut the sleeves off just below the elbows. You’ve got a pair of khakis and maybe even some Patriots sneakers but something’s missing and it’s this hilarious inflatable coaches headset. Sure,you could get a real headset but it will A) cost more than $12 and B) be hot and bulky at your halloween party.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-complete-your-belichick/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: The Logo Vomit Hawaiian Shirt

As opposed to the other schwag hunts where we’ve found single logos blown up and put on the back of jackets, this shirt takes the opposite approach. In fact, it even makes up logos (see the Patriots logo that you’ve never seen before).  It’s like all the Patriots logos got together and had an ogry. I wonder if the shirt comes with a warning because I worry that it might cause seizures.

The best part? It’s $60.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-the-logo-vomit-hawaiian/