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Logan Mankins Statement Coming Later Today…

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I love Mankins, partly because his name is MANKINS, but mostly because anyone who saw what happened to Seattle after Steve Hutchinson left knows how important a great LG is. Options of what he will say today:

  • Excited to announce a new long term deal. Likelihood:Minimal as this kind of announcement would likely come from the team.
  • Signing his tender, but unhappy about it. Likelihood: Probably the best case scenario, hopefully it’s a Wilfork-type sitch where he’ll sign but they’ll continue to work out a long term deal.
  • F the Patriots, I’m going home. Likelihood: Not great, because Logan would lose over $1.5 million if he doens’t sign the tender. Still, you never know what players are thinking…

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Congrats to Sam “Bam” Cunningham for being the newest inductee to the Patriots Hall of Fame. Educate yourself on his career here. Interesting tid bit: he was once on a episode of Family Feud.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/congrats-to-sam-bam-cunningham-for-being-the/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Sexy Patriots Jedi

Horrible Patriots schwag isn’t just for the fellas, as this piece is just as bad as anything we’ve posted (though certainly far more enjoyable to look at it). Look, I get the fan experience as much as anyone, but that doesn’t mean you need your fanship creeping into all areas of your life, like the Pro Toast and breakfast, or this Sexy Patriots Jedi outfit and the beach and/or bedroom. I love the Pats, but they really don’t turn me on in that way. If anything the logo’s gonna take my brain elsewhere and that could cause problems.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-sexy-patriots-jedi-horrible/