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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Logo on the Ass Jeans

Look we all wear jeans, in fact I’d bet 90% of the people reading this are either in their jeans or underwear right now. So why not throw some Patriots logos on your ass so people who check your can out know what team you root for? If only they came in acid wash we might really be on to a major fashion statement.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-logo-on-the-ass-jeans-look/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: The Boring Bomber Jacket

Unlike our usual finds on Patriots Schwag Hunt this one is for the casual boring fan. The kind of fan that says “I want to spend over $100 on some schwag, but I don’t want too many Patriots logos and stuff on it”. Sure, you might be a little bland in the personality department, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t some fan gear just for you.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-the-boring-bomber-jacket/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: The 50th Anniversary Jacket

It’s pretty clear that this jacket will intimidate the shit out of anyone opposed to the Patriots. I don’t think there’s another item out there that says “50 Years of Ass Kicking” like this. So yeah, it’s $150, but it really is a must own for any Patriots fan.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-the-50th-anniversary-jacket/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Brady Throwback Jersey

Ok $300 for this is a little steep, and no, Brady never actually wore this incarnation of Patriots jersey, but it’s all sewn, fully authentic and 100% badass. Imagine it as Tom Brady being sent back in time to beat the Packers in Super Bowl 31.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-brady-throwback-jersey-ok/

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Today in horrible (and by horrible I mean awesome) Patriots Schwag Hunt we bring you this Patriots toaster. I could describe it for you but it’s probably better to let the ad do the talking:

Does your breakfast lack team spirit?!? Spice up the most important meal of the day with this NFL® ProToast™ toaster from Pangea®. The retro-style appliance leaves the mark of the squad’s emblem on every piece of bread. It also features adjustable settings and can accommodate 2 slices of bread.

Because you’re not a true fan unless your teams logo is burned into your toast. And what’s with the implication that your breakfast can’t lack team spirit? Personally I make an omelet shaped like the Flying Elvis everyday, so F off NFL ProToast!

https://www.patspropaganda.com/today-in-horrible-and-by-horrible-i-mean-awesome/