PatsPropaganda

An Independent Patriots Blog

by

Patriots Schwag Hunt: Patriots Tree Face

Hard core fans are sure to want this? Uh, sorry guys but no, I don’t need to freak the crap out of people in my backyard with a weird Mr. Potatoe Head face wearing a Patriots hat. What’s the theory behind this? That the tree not only a person but also a Patriots fan? Do any other teams have this? Could we make another tree in my yard a Jets Tree Face and then chop it down? The Tree Face just raises more questions than answers, and with each one I only want it more and more.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-patriots-tree-face-hard/

by

For those who don’t know we’re really pulling hard for Shawn Crable to destroy the NFL this year. He’s been lost to injuries for the last two years, but now he’s healthy so it’s time for him to become the pass rusher the Pats need. It will be a long road for Crazy Legs, but with calves like that no one will stop him. No one!

https://www.patspropaganda.com/for-those-who-dont-know-were-really-pulling-hard/

Patriots OTA Day 1 Wrap Up

by

On days like this, when there’s a lot of Patriots news pouring in, and my real job that pays the bills is really slammed I can get pretty frustrated. So now as I wolf down some frozen Trader Joes Indian food I bring to you a collection of observations from around the interwebs as to how things went at a Mankins-free day of OTAs.

Play of the day went to Terrence Wheatley when he broke up a pass intended for Randy Moss. Sounds like Wheatley had been running with the scout team. Clearly he has an uphill battle in camp, but I’ve got to imagine he should be able to give Jonathan Wilhite a pretty good run for starting nickel.

New grad Taylor Price was in attendance and look impressive by numerous accounts, even getting praise from Brady after a good catch. Sounds like Brandon Tate’s getting lots of opportunities with the big guys as well.

We’ve heard Zoltan Mesko’s been up and down punting but today it sounded like he was just killing the ball. I’m still not totally sold he’s a lock as the punter. Hopefully he can develop some consistency.

The Tom Brady new helmet experiment is officially over.

Kaczur is manning the RG spot vacated by Mankins.

You can read the rest of the first hand reports here:

RapSheet: In Depth Look at Welker’s Rehab

by

RapSheet: In Depth Look at Welker’s Rehab

For those of you fooled by Welker’s appearance with Elliot Spitzer hooker in a photo at the Playboy Mansion, this article makes it pretty clear than Welker’s had an inhuman work ethic to get back on the field. Every time I read something like this I feel like week one might not be out of the question. Wow.

by

Patriots Schwag Hunt: Hey, NFLShop.com, Burn Everything Patriots Super Bowl 42! Related

I don’t get it, is there a single Patriots fan who wants to be reminded of the most disappointing loss in Patriots history? You know what comes to mind when I see the Super Bowl 42 Logo? Bad things. Eli in the grasp. Brady on his ass. Tyree’s Miracle. Burress shooting himself in the leg (yes, I replaced that memory for his touchdown memory. It almost works.). So I implore NFLShop.com to remove any Patriots-Super Bowl 42 related schwag. You’ll never sell any of it, even this poster for less than five bucks, and in fact, you might actually cause people to click away in disgust.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-hey-nflshopcom-burn/