Patriots Schwag Hunt: Patriots Tree Face

Hard core fans are sure to want this? Uh, sorry guys but no, I don’t need to freak the crap out of people in my backyard with a weird Mr. Potatoe Head face wearing a Patriots hat. What’s the theory behind this? That the tree not only a person but also a Patriots fan? Do any other teams have this? Could we make another tree in my yard a Jets Tree Face and then chop it down? The Tree Face just raises more questions than answers, and with each one I only want it more and more.