Why Your Team Sucks 2012: New York Jets

It just feels like piling on at this point, but this had me LOL’ing for real.

Mark Sanchez making the AFC title game in his first two years is akin to you letting your kids win at Connect Four twice in a row. It’s really cute to watch, but then it’s finally time to DROP THE HAMMER. He’s not a real quarterback. He’d be awesome at being an actor PLAYING a quarterback, but as an actual quarterback, he looks like a boy among men.