Why can’t the NFL come up with cooler t-shirts like this. I don’t really care about putting 17 customizable Patriots logos everywhere. I’d prefer if they were witty or smart. It would help if they were different too. Not like The Patriots Invented Swagger. The Jets Invented Swagger. The Raiders invented swagger (though this one is probably true).

Kinda takes the teeth of it if you just come up with one witty saying then mass produce it for every team.

How about:

Patriots: Our Muskets are Longer Than Yours.

Jets: We Did Win a Super Bowl Once.

Bills: Hey, Remember the 90s? We Were Almost a Dynasty.

Dolphins: Wildcat, yo.

Colts: We Win A Lot But Usually End Up Disappointed.

Jaguars: Teal Would Look Good in L.A..

Texans: No Really, This Is the Year!

Steelers: You Have Less Super Bowls Than Us.

Bengals: Shhh, We’re Totally Not Combustible.

Ravens: Ray Lewis Better Not Get Hurt

Anyone else got one to pitch?