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Jerry’s observations are never useless to me!!

I used to work with a older guy, a veteran, who every time he’d see someone Vietnamese looking would say “Great. Now my post-traumatic stress will kick in.” Now I know how he felt. Because everytime I see the Giants now, I get terrifying images flashing right before my eyes. Like Malcolm McDowell strapped in the chair in “Clockwork Orange.” Manningham. Welker. Tyree. Samuel. Safety on the first play. A mushroom cloud. The Hail Myra hitting the turf. JPP. A scary clown. Eli’s MVPs. Hernandez. An open wound. Coughlin. Fumbles not getting recovered. Archie Manning. Confetti. Only the soundtrack is Don Criqui messing up names instead of Ludwig Van.