If you’d like to get a #Buttfumble shirt in time for Thursday’s game order by 1pm today. Choose Priority shipping and it should arrive Thursday, just in time for the (*gasp!*) AFC East 1st place showdown between the Pats and Jets in Foxboro. Hoodathunkit?
And obviously we remember, honor and cherish the greatest football fail in history because, well, it’s the Buttfumble. But the perpetrator of said assterpiece won’t be playing Thursday night. And don’t expect anything like how previous contests between these two AFC East rivals have gone Thursday night. No asswhipping handed down by the Pats. Regardless of what the Vegas oddsmakers (Pats by 12.5?) say. This will be a tough game. A rough-n-tumble, won in the trenches, junkpunch you in the mouth slugfest kind of affair. Jets kinda shouldn’t have won Week 1. But maybe the same could be said for the Pats? Pats are as banged up as someone who went to a bachelor party the night before. The Jets are dinged up, lead by a rookie QB making his 1st start in Foxboro, against Belichick, on primetime. Youth abounds with the Pats. The Jets will be playing with house money, the old “nothing to lose” mentality. Could get messy as neither team has established a tempo or style yet, though it is only Week 2. Expecting Foxboro faithful to get lubed and bring the noise. TFB & Crew will need it.
Also, if anyone has some Stick Em, please visit Stevan Ridley before game time. Thanks!
OK – get your Buttfumble shirt today at The Townie News Store. Plenty more to come this week as we gear up for the Rex rhetoric and some serious Bradyface on national TV. Talk soon. GFY, Jets! Let’s Go Pats!