Ahhh the NFL combine. When prospective pro athletes get trotted out onto a field in nothing but tight spandex and try as hard as they can to impress groups of old men.
They jump
Make spectacular catches
Run really, really fast
Rub their legs?
Fall over?
Get tripped by invisible wires?
Prance like girly men?
And are judged the whole time….
While Bill Belichick dreams of Tom Brady
