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The Official PatsPropaganda Jets-Colts Drinking Game

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Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game. 

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.

Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.

And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…

Jets – Colts Drinking Game

Official Rules

If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.

Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.

See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.

Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”

Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:

Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall! 

TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.

Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.

Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.

Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes

Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.

The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.

Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.

A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.

Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.

Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.

Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.

Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.

Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.

Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!

Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:

See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.

Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.

Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.

Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down. 

The Official PatsPropaganda Jets-Colts Drinking Game

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Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game. 

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.

Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.

And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…

Jets – Colts Drinking Game

Official Rules

If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.

Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.

See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.

Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”

Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:

Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall! 

TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.

Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.

Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.

Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes

Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.

The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.

Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.

A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.

Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.

Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.

Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.

Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.

Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.

Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!

Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:

See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.

Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.

Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.

Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down. 

Top 5 Regular Season Patriots Games

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Any time you pick a top five anything you should probably disclaim what the criteria is for your selections. So in picking my top five Pats games from this past season my criteria is games, or more specifically wins, that were the best for the T.E.A.M. team.

I tried not to be sentimental, and to pick games that really defined who the Patriots have become as they enter the playoffs with the top seed in the AFC.

So without further ado, we count down the best five games of the 2010 regular season.

5. Baltimore Ravens: This one would’ve probably ranked higher on the list if I were being sentimental. Yes it felt good to squeak it out against the team that humiliated us on our home field in 2009, but at the end of the day this was first win of the season over a team that most people seemed to think was the class of the NFL. Not many picked the Pats to win this one, and they barely did. But this game was the first evidence that this Patriots team had special something, a little magic. It was also one of the only good defensive performances in the early part of the season. The Ravens punted THREE times in overtime.

4. Indianapolis Colts: Maybe this is a slightly sentimental since it seemed pretty apparent that the Patriots were the better team and it shouldn’t have been as close as it was, but Peyton Manning had gone 5-1 against the Pats in the last six meetings and you can’t underestimate the psychological impact on the team of winning the annual Colts-Pats war. I have to say, regardless of the lack of talent around him I’d prefer not to see Peyton again. We all know that regardless of who’s hurt or what the records are these games always go down to the wire.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers: Nearly every “pundit” out there picked the Steelers to win this game, and what happened? A Pats blowout. Before this game everyone thought the Pats were flawed and the Steelers were the class of the NFL. But afterwards it was clear that this was a Patriots team that had to be taken very seriously as Super Bowl contenders. It was yet another signature 2010 Pats performance, brutally efficient offense and a turnover driven defense. 

2. Miami Dolphins (week four): Some people might be a little surprised to see this game as the number two pick but it was one of the defining games of the season. The Pats had lost to the Jets, and barely gotten past the Bills when they stepped on the field in Miami on Monday Night Football. There was lingering discussion if the Pats still had their second half demons from 2009. That question was answered when Brandon Tate took the second half kickoff back for a TD and the Pats never looked back. It was in this game that we really started to see what a ball hawking defense the Patriots had. It was also a breakout game for my personal boo Patchung! I see this game as the catalyst that really kick started the Patriots 2010 season, and was the foundation of their identity, especially for their young defensive players.

1. New York Jets (you know which one): A 45-3 beatdown of the loudmouths from New York that essentially sealed the division title, gave the inside track for homefield advantage, and exposed the Jets as the flawed team that most of us suspected they were once you got past their bark. No question about it, this was the best game of the season.

Top 5 Regular Season Patriots Games

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Any time you pick a top five anything you should probably disclaim what the criteria is for your selections. So in picking my top five Pats games from this past season my criteria is games, or more specifically wins, that were the best for the T.E.A.M. team.

I tried not to be sentimental, and to pick games that really defined who the Patriots have become as they enter the playoffs with the top seed in the AFC.

So without further ado, we count down the best five games of the 2010 regular season.

5. Baltimore Ravens: This one would’ve probably ranked higher on the list if I were being sentimental. Yes it felt good to squeak it out against the team that humiliated us on our home field in 2009, but at the end of the day this was first win of the season over a team that most people seemed to think was the class of the NFL. Not many picked the Pats to win this one, and they barely did. But this game was the first evidence that this Patriots team had special something, a little magic. It was also one of the only good defensive performances in the early part of the season. The Ravens punted THREE times in overtime.

4. Indianapolis Colts: Maybe this is a slightly sentimental since it seemed pretty apparent that the Patriots were the better team and it shouldn’t have been as close as it was, but Peyton Manning had gone 5-1 against the Pats in the last six meetings and you can’t underestimate the psychological impact on the team of winning the annual Colts-Pats war. I have to say, regardless of the lack of talent around him I’d prefer not to see Peyton again. We all know that regardless of who’s hurt or what the records are these games always go down to the wire.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers: Nearly every “pundit” out there picked the Steelers to win this game, and what happened? A Pats blowout. Before this game everyone thought the Pats were flawed and the Steelers were the class of the NFL. But afterwards it was clear that this was a Patriots team that had to be taken very seriously as Super Bowl contenders. It was yet another signature 2010 Pats performance, brutally efficient offense and a turnover driven defense. 

2. Miami Dolphins (week four): Some people might be a little surprised to see this game as the number two pick but it was one of the defining games of the season. The Pats had lost to the Jets, and barely gotten past the Bills when they stepped on the field in Miami on Monday Night Football. There was lingering discussion if the Pats still had their second half demons from 2009. That question was answered when Brandon Tate took the second half kickoff back for a TD and the Pats never looked back. It was in this game that we really started to see what a ball hawking defense the Patriots had. It was also a breakout game for my personal boo Patchung! I see this game as the catalyst that really kick started the Patriots 2010 season, and was the foundation of their identity, especially for their young defensive players.

1. New York Jets (you know which one): A 45-3 beatdown of the loudmouths from New York that essentially sealed the division title, gave the inside track for homefield advantage, and exposed the Jets as the flawed team that most of us suspected they were once you got past their bark. No question about it, this was the best game of the season.

Let’s regroup on potential Patriots playoff opponents

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Now that the pairings are finally set we can say for sure the Pats will play the winner of the Ravens at Chiefs game unless the Jets upset the Colts.

I’m going to stick with what I’ve believed the last two weeks and that is that the Patriots will host the Ravens on Sunday January 16th. Obviously once the matchup is set in stone we’ll analyze the bejeezus out of it. 

For now let’s talk about the upcoming two games and what our Patriots-skewed perspective is.

Jets @ Indy

The good thing is that we’ll know Sunday morning if the Pats are playing the Jets or if it will indeed be the winner of the Ravens – Chiefs games. If the games were flipped there would still some doubt.

The Jets are of course already talking a lot, about how they owe the Colts for last year, and how the Colts are beatable this year, and how the Jets have all these new pieces for the Colts to deal with.

I still like the Colts. For the Jets to go to Super Bowl they’re going to have to beat Indy, the Pats and then the last remaining team out of Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Kansas City, and they’d have to do it entirely on the road. No way. No how.

Nothing the Jets have done this season points to them being able to go on an unstoppable three game tear against three elite teams. I think it ends for the Jets in round one. Peyton Manning will pick the middle part of their defense apart, and the Colts defense will take advantage of the suspect Jets offensive line.

Ravens @ Chiefs

This is an interesting match up, and I’m happy to see the Ravens have to play a team they’re not too familiar with in a tough road environment. It will really come down to whether or not Thomas Jones and Jamaal Charles are able to run the ball on the Ravens. If they can, the rest of the KC offense will be opened up. If they can’t the game will be put entirely on Matt Cassel.

I just think the Ravens are a little more talented and a little more experienced and should be able to squeak it out.