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The Official PatsPropaganda Jets-Colts Drinking Game

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Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game. 

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.

Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.

And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…

Jets – Colts Drinking Game

Official Rules

If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.

Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.

See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.

Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”

Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:

Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall! 

TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.

Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.

Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.

Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes

Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.

The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.

Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.

A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.

Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.

Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.

Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.

Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.

Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.

Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!

Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:

See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.

Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.

Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.

Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down. 

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This is all I’m going to choose to remember from yesterday. Blocking out everything else.

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Don’t Get Cocky, Patriots Fans!

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Patriots Nation is probably feeling pretty good about itself today, perhaps even bordering on overconfident. The Jetslooked horrid and lost Kris Jenkins for the season (not saying I am glad he’s injured, but it is a major blow to their defense), while the Patriots are being collectively praised again as a Super Bowl contender, even by the likes of Rex Ryan! It also helps that the Colts and Chargers, perennial AFC power houses, both lost as well.

But the Jets are not a team, or even an offense, to be taken lightly.

Why the Pats and their fans still need to take this weekend’s game very seriously after the jump…

So What Does the Patriots Roster Mean?

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The Patriots 53-man roster is set (for now), and as expected there were quite a few surprising moves. Nuggets and observations below…

Derrick Burgess, Pierre Woods and Eric Alexander were all cut. That’s two more players who played in Super Bowl 42 gone, and our supposed starting LOLB.

What’s clear is that there is a full blown youth movement in New England, almost entirely on the defensive side of the ball.

Rather than stretch one more half-productive year out of Derrick Burgess they went with the young, unproven guys. It’s a little scary, I know.

But it’s kinda of funny that we hear Jermaine Cunningham will be ready to go for the opener just before we heard Burgess was gone. They must’ve seen enough of something in him during the first couple weeks of practice to like what they saw. At least like it more than Derrick Burgess.

Not that I expect Cunningham starting at OLB. But I hope to see more and more of it as the season goes on. Patriots fans shouldn’t be worried about losing Burgess. They should be excited about seeing what Cunningham can do.

Tyrone McKenzie and Dane Fletcher both showed potential in the preseason. I believe we might see Fletcher at OLB at some point, at the very least as a pass rusher. He has great length, and props to nepatriotsdraft.com for having an eye on him since the spring.

The offense is exactly what we’d expected it would be. They are thin on the line, and will have only two backup lineman against the Bengals before Quinn Ojinaka returns from suspension for week 2.

We hit on the kept offensive lineman, we’ll see how many of the cut guys end up on the practice squad.

We missed on Dane Fletcher, Marques Murrell and Matthew Slater. If anyone should be called Terminator it should be Slater… you can’t kill him. I don’t get it. But right on, everyone says he’s the greatest person ever to live.

I honestly believe that Page is going to be an upgrade over McGowan. McGowan was horrible in pass coverage. He was great up close to the line of scrimmage. Page can do both. And will undoubtedly be excited to be coming to New England.  This is just the kind of injection we needed after losing Bodden. New energy. Aggressive energy. I like it.

No idea what to expect out of Tracy White.

Seems like the decided to cut some ties with the past. Throw all the young guys up against the wall and see who sticks.

Prepare yourself people. This is a young defense. It will be inconsistent. The hope is that it fights through the ups and downs of the first eight games then start to gel and get better every week. 

Adjust expectations.  It’s okay. We’re going to be watching these young players develop for a while. Give them time. 

Now it’s time to get excited. Kick off in one week.