chicago bears

If you’re like me you might having a hard time really getting fired up for the Bears this weekend. It’s understandable after we’ve just recently played the Jets, Colts and Steelers, the unholy trinity of Patriots rivals. 

Most of us still don’t harbor a lot of hate from the Super Bowl in 1986 (though some of us definitely do) so there just isn’t a whole lot of “I want to whup the Bears’ ass” fire burning in our bellies. Especially coming off a thrashing of the Jets.

Well today I came across this Bears fan vidcast and it got me fired up, if for nothing else than wanting to see this overconfident living stereotype eat some crow.

I have to warn you, he starts off with a nice dose of spygate nonsense, before tearing into the lack of Patriots fans on Youtube. Youtube? I didn’t realize the true sign of a passionate fan base was having a lot of people who make prediction videos.

You can talk about spygate all you want buddy, but that’s really not going to help your boys on Sunday. These Patriots are 10-2, and have beaten an array of quality teams the likes of which the Bears haven’t beaten since the 80s.

The thing I don’t get is how is this guy so confident about the Bears? Does Jay Cutler hand out smug douchebag pills to the fanbase of whatever team he plays for?

‘The Bears have played better offenses and already beaten them’? Um, sorry dude, they haven’t. 

And why does everyone keep talking about this shitty field in Chicago like it’s going to be the ultimate deciding factor? You know who else has a shitty field? Pittsburgh. And that did little to slow down the Patriots offense.

But it’s going to be cold! I think we already mentioned in a previous post that Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time in cold weather.

So I know the Bears and their fans are all cocky because they beat the Eagles. Hooray! But they’re actually just 2-1 against quality teams, and are even being outscored on average against those quality teams.

Look, the Bears are pretty good and had a nice little run after their bye week. But it’s all going to come crashing down on Sunday, and when they’re watching Green Bay take the division title we’ll be able to point to this loss against the Pats as when it all fell apart for them.

So here’s the video, watch it if you want to get upset…

Also check out NEgoBrach28’s channel on Youtube, she got called out by the guy but made a nice response.

I cannot confirm or deny that this guy was the original inspiration for the video below…

Holy Hoodie how have I never seen this video?! I think it might set the world record for stiff white guys trying to sing/have rhythm. You’ll probably notice Bob Lobel all over the place in this video. I’m not sure who the band is but clearly for 1986 they were trying to be on the cutting edge of the hair band movement, now it’s crazy insane how dated it looks. 

The good thing is that I can promise this song WILL NOT be stuck in your head the rest of the day. In fact it will be out of your head by the time you finish the video… IF you make it through the whole thing… and that’s a big if.