Sunday Prayers

Our Football Father, who art in Foxboro, Hoodie be thy name,  blessed be this team that thou hath put together, a lethal combination of talent both young and old. Grant us this week without injury, and if thou aloweth getting Spikes and Haynesworth back would be nice too.

Deliver us from evil, aka the Jets. And forgive us the swag that we decided not to buy.

For yours are the Super Bowls, the championships and all other records that thou hath acquired forever.

Amen.