Seriously, you need to buy one of these right now. You deserve it. You’re a fan of the greatest team of the last decade and you work hard at rooting for them like they should be rooted for. Shouldn’t you honor thy quarterback with a huge picture of him, fired up and pumping the fist, plastered on your torso?

Don’t waste your money on some stupid one like this:

Hey look, it’s a Tom Brady with a huge goofy head and Shawn Crable’s legs! That’s what I want to wear!

F that. That’s not even his real hair. Wear what a real fan would wear…