Patriots Schwag Hunt: Sexy Patriots Jedi

Horrible Patriots schwag isn’t just for the fellas, as this piece is just as bad as anything we’ve posted (though certainly far more enjoyable to look at it). Look, I get the fan experience as much as anyone, but that doesn’t mean you need your fanship creeping into all areas of your life, like the Pro Toast and breakfast, or this Sexy Patriots Jedi outfit and the beach and/or bedroom. I love the Pats, but they really don’t turn me on in that way. If anything the logo’s gonna take my brain elsewhere and that could cause problems.