Patriots Schwag Hunt: Mr. Pat-atoeHead

Sometimes the best part of Schwag Hunt is the description. Someone gets paid to write these and here’s what they came up with for this one:

This officially licensed New England Patriots Mr. Potato Head is designed for collectors and fans of all ages. Standing 6” tall, this player is the perfect size for proudly displaying on a shelf or playing “mix and match” to create a variety of hilarious combinations.

When I think of my Mr. Pat-atoeHead the first emotion that comes to mind is certainly pride. What better way to represent the Patriots and all they represent than a toy left-handed potatoe whose eyes extend out further than his facemask? The only thing we’re left to ponder is whether or not there’s a Mrs. Pat-atoeHead?

Hat Tip to @SkinlessJSN for tracking down this bad boy.