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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Sexy Patriots Jedi

Horrible Patriots schwag isn’t just for the fellas, as this piece is just as bad as anything we’ve posted (though certainly far more enjoyable to look at it). Look, I get the fan experience as much as anyone, but that doesn’t mean you need your fanship creeping into all areas of your life, like the Pro Toast and breakfast, or this Sexy Patriots Jedi outfit and the beach and/or bedroom. I love the Pats, but they really don’t turn me on in that way. If anything the logo’s gonna take my brain elsewhere and that could cause problems.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-sexy-patriots-jedi-horrible/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Slipper Sneakers

I’m not gonna lie, I kinda want these since they’re pretty much the most ridiculous things you could ever put on your feet short of clown shoes. But I can’t think of a more appropriate footwear for morning game preparations. We’re talking cooking, drinking, and of course blogging. Your feet would be in good hands with these bad boys.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-slipper-sneakers-im-not/

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Patriots Schwag Hunt: Complete Your Belichick Halloween Costume

You’ve decided to be Bill Belichick for Halloween. You bought a $75 hoodie and cut the sleeves off just below the elbows. You’ve got a pair of khakis and maybe even some Patriots sneakers but something’s missing and it’s this hilarious inflatable coaches headset. Sure,you could get a real headset but it will A) cost more than $12 and B) be hot and bulky at your halloween party.

https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-complete-your-belichick/