Sunday Prayers
Our Football Father, who art in Foxboro, Hoodie be thy name, blessed be this team that thou hath put together, a lethal combination of talent both young and old. Grant us this week without injury, and if thou aloweth getting Spikes and Haynesworth back would be nice too.
Deliver us from evil, aka the Jets. And forgive us the swag that we decided not to buy.
For yours are the Super Bowls, the championships and all other records that thou hath acquired forever.
Amen.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/sunday-prayers-our-football-father-who-art-in/
This is the most badass thing I’ve ever posted.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/this-is-the-most-badass-thing-ive-ever-posted/
Gronk was back and dominating practice Saturday. Phew.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/gronk-was-back-and-dominating-practice-saturday/
WTF is Sarah Palin doing in a Patriots hoodie?
I don’t know what bothers me more, that the shirt says “Once a Patriot always a Patriot” (because when was she ever a Patriots fan?) or that she’s just another politician stealing our name to appear “patriotic”.
Note the girl in the foreground with the aptly-labelled “Alaska Grown”. That girl is the only thing in this picture that’s not full of shit, and that includes the hot dogs.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/wtf-is-sarah-palin-doing-in-a-patriots-hoodie-i/