If you’re a Patriots fan who is still basking in the afterglow of beating the Colts I present the video below from the “Lions to the Super Bowl” vlog. In this terrifying display of a gross over-confidence, our gap-toothed host predicts this game will top Pearl Harbor as THE new day of infamy. Seriously.
I really suggest you watch all four minutes, but if you can only handle a glimpse shoot over to the 2:40 mark where he tries to come up with a really good zinger on the fly. It involves a three-legged turkey. Yeah I’ve watched it a few times and I still don’t get it. But seriously, it’s comedy gold.
The growl at the end is also especially intimidating.
The biggest problem I have with what our Lions fan friend (who is broadcasting from a secure undisclosed location for reasons unknown) says is that he raises more questions than answers.
The Lions are going to punish former Michigan quarterback Tom Brady because Michigan has “taken a turn for the worse”? So they’ve turned on the Wolverines for two seasons of no bowl games but this guy still loves the Lions enough after decades of ineptitude to be making vidcasts?
Or how about this gem: “We’re gonna manhandle ya like a TSA agent.” So you’re going to gently pat Brady’s balls while searching for contraband? Kinky.
You have to take your hat off to our host, he certainly is confident and for no reason at all. The Lions are not the laughing stock they once were but this guys confidence is almost at Rex Ryan level.
But hey, just a little something to get you to turn your attention to the next battle, which is less than 66 hours away.
