So the internets are all abuzz this afternoon with Wes Welker dropping an astonishing (not really) eleven foot or toe references in his nine minute press conference. You can see them all in one 20 second clip here at Deadspin if you don’t want to watch the whole thing below.
It reminds me of the time during my senior year when myself and half my buddies were all taking one class (Politics of Archeology in the Middle East because it was only one day a week) and we had to give an oral report.
This was second semester and we were all checked out so my friends dared me to work a line from Monty Python’s Holy Grail into my speech. The line was “who are you who is so wise in the ways of science”. Random I know. You can see the true genius of it here:
Anyway, I could barely get through the first three words before I burst out laughing. So in reading Welker’s expressions it’s tough to tell if he’s got that internal smile thing going on.
Regardless, if he was talking trash it was far more witty and brilliant that anything the Jets have spit out all season. And I’m sure whether Welker meant it or not Rex Ryan will take this and use it as motivation. Whatever. It’s the playoffs. Both teams have motivation. It’s already beyond ridiculous.
And here’s the “meow” scene fro Super Troopers that everyone is referencing this comedy bit to.