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Some early thoughts on Jets – Patriots Part Trois: Can Sanchez play the game of his life?

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45-3.

That is the last time you will hear me mention that score or the game that took place on December 6th, 2010.

I know a lot of people think that the Patriots will simply steamroll the Jets yet again, but personally I think it would be wise to respect what the Jets did in knocking off Peyton Manning for us.

We all know the Pats near-cryptonite all year has been the pass. And when it comes down to it, Mark Sanchez is one of the worst quarterbacks still alive in the playoffs. So given facing him, or Peyton Manning in the AFC Championship, I’m picking Sanchismo every time.

So thank you to the Jets for knocking of Indy.

And a reminder to my Pat fan bretheren that the Jets are 3-1 on the road in the playoffs over the last two seasons. Despite the beatdown we administered to them last time this is a team that should be respected, no matter how hard it is to take the Jets seriously.

What it will come down to is whether or not Mark Sanchez can play the game of his life. He will have to play mistake free football moving the ball through the air, against a defense that preys on turnovers.

Unlike the Colts, the Patriots can move the ball through the air and on the ground. They know what the Jets do and how to beat it. It’s just a matter of executing it.

They can and will put up points.

The Jets will not go down without a fight. That fight might only last a quarter, but if they get a break or two early this will be a game.

Should be a fun week of build up I guess. At this point though, I’m just suffering from major Jets fatigue. What will Rexy say first?

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Manning-face! We have Manning-face!

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Manning-face! We have Manning-face!

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The Official PatsPropaganda Jets-Colts Drinking Game

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Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game. 

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.

Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.

And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…

Jets – Colts Drinking Game

Official Rules

If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.

Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.

See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.

Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”

Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:

Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall! 

TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.

Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.

Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.

Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes

Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.

The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.

Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.

A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.

Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.

Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.

Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.

Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.

Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.

Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!

Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:

See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.

Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.

Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.

Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down.